I simply cannot tell you how delighted I am to be posting here today. Naturally, though you may be lonely, you are discerning and would wish to know something of me before queueing up to add me to your small, yet valuable, friend lists. Why, nothing could be easier. I am, as no doubt you have heard, quite charming, pleasantly verbose and simply adorable.
Well there you have it possums. You simply couldn't find yourself a better friend if you tried. I mean no disrespect by that last comment.